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Obviously.

(He sniffs down at his relic and lifts it to take another picture of Izuku, and then another from a different angle.

Then he shows Izuku the pictures.)

See. You look pretty from any angle.

N-no one's ever called me pretty before!

[ It's actually kind of embarrassing...but he does like it. ]

That's because we're surrounded by fucking idiots.

Like...here, or at home?

[ Specify, please. ]

Both but especially back home.

Kacchan...I mean, to be fair, we do know a lot of really attractive people?

Speak for your fucking self.

(He's not insanely jealous in zero seconds flat shut up.)

You might get horny over anyone who so much as looks your way but I ain't got that issue. We're surrounded by bland-faced extras.

Wha - I do not. Looking at people and acknowledging they're attractive has nothing to do with getting horny!

(Katsuki snaps his relic shut, rolling his eyes and moving to stand upright again.)

Whatever. You're still the one who finds whatever random fucko attractive. I don't give a shit. I can't think of one damn attractive person from back home.

(He's also, like, mean. And hyperfocused on Izuku! Oh well. RIP. This is why no one approached him for Valentines Day okay. But he's walking off towards the kitchen, apparently done with this convo! Granted, it's not like Izuku can't follow him.)

You're - you're being really mean...

[ He's not going to chase after Katsuki, but he does say that.

He is starting to get serious vibes Katsuki does not approve of his bisexuality WHY ]

I ain't being mean, idiot. I'm just being honest. You just said yourself you know a lot of attractive people. I'm just repeating what you're saying.

(Just...meanly...because he's jealous or something.)

Y-you're treating me like I'm messed up for...

[ He trails off. Before just shaking his head, and getting up off the floor.

When Katsuki gets like this...Izuku's going to head to his bedroom instead, not wanting to start a bigger fight just because he feels kind of attacked. ]

Haaa...?

(What? Wait, where's he going?

Tragically Katsuki comes stomping after him.)

Oi? The fuck do you mean I'm treating you like you're messed up?!

Y-you keep acting weird whenever...I say I think p-people can be attractive...

[ And he's misunderstanding why... ]

L-like you think I'm gross...

The fuck? I don't think you're gross, dumbass. I'm not acting weird. I'm just not into other people like you are. That's really all there is to it?

(If anything, Katsuki kind of figured he was the broken one.)

You said you found other people back home really attractive. I just don't agree. What's that have to do with thinking you're gross?

You always start acting angry with me...

[ So, he just figured... ]

(He's silent for a long second, processing, and then he exhales slowly.)

It has nothing to do with you. It's my problem. I'm the fucking weird one. It's normal for people to find other people attractive.

You...don't find people attractive?

[ Izuku is a people. :( ]

I find you attractive. I don't really look at other people like that.

(So...This is awkward.)

B...ecause of the incubus thing?

[ This is so awkward. ]

It has nothing to do with you being an incubus. It's just you.

O-oh.

[ ...............................

He's. Processing that one, uh. ]

Yup.

(Okay. Now he wants to die. So! Turns on heel and walks away!)

W-wait, I don't - why me?!?!

[ HE HAS SO MANY QUESTIONS and is grabbing the back of Katsuki's shirt. ]

How the hell should I know?!?!

(He didn't ask to be hyperfocused on you, nerd! He grunts when the back of his shirt is grabbed, grunting.)

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